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theFixors™
"HALL OF SHAME"

Dedicated to imortalizing superior stupidity, not just plain stupid, or even really stupid: - but stupidity above and beyond the call.
To be inducted here would require stupidity so great, that consideration should be given to whether "the persons" genes should be ever be allowed to replicate.
No person in the "HALL OF SHAME" will ever get anything in the way of positive attention from me and anybody I can influence.

I has come to my attention that there are people who don't understand what this is about and think it's something to be admired being inducted - and then attempt to qualify.  For that reason I have removed the actual things said or done to avoid giving any special advantage to those not truely stupid enough.  To spare us all the trouble of these attempts, I have decided to allow people to contact me with the message "I think I'm stupid enough to get on the list" and it will be done.  Getting off will not be quite as easy.

Number 10 - EnForCeR enf@enf.users.undernet.org ... On being aske to leave because of attempting to pass credit card info - showed of his L33T Packet Warrior Skills and earned a place in the Hall of Shame

NUMBER 9 - [SiBy] - sibi@Sibi.users.undernet.org ... This totally clueless person thinks its funny to have people who without hesitation assist with site problems, visit sites with intended destructive coding/exploits - theFixor doesn't like this and takes action - and gets it.
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NUMBER 8 - TmpHack ... this often present helper usually given to pedantic episodes - has lots to learn about interpersonal relationships, and how to play nice with his fellow helpers.

NUMBER 7 - PapiChu1o - blah@sdcax50-230.dialup.optusnet.com.au (Don't you know I'm loco?) On getting involved in typical irc rant about "netscape sucks" added this gem.
PapiChu1o: there is NO such thing as NS vs. IE ..IE won because its a better browser. Plain and simple ..dont listen to the morons in here who havent left this channel for the past 3 years, hence wouldn't know what's been happening in the REAL world.

NUMBER 6 - prim0z - prim0z!me@adsl-63-188-140.aby.bellsouth.net this guy thinks it's funny to send volunteer helpers to malicious looping window open pages - another example of superior stupidity.

NUMBER 5 - LePoussan!LePousson@*.ipt.aol.com - another example of a true irc cluebie - this one would make the major leagues of stupidity

NUMBER 4 - ^^Spawn^^ Jumeaux@modemcable041.45-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ne - What more can be said about this guy - on not getting what he felt we were obligated to provide, made the "hall of shame" by demonstrating that he's one of the few true vulgarians around -

NUMBER 3 - CHRIS` ~chris@www.indosoccer.com.... this irc user enters with - "Can someone here send me a blank.jpg/gif image? - To spare me from making one?". Even had somebody lining him up with it - however with typical "hall of shame" intelligence about lag makes the list with parting shots about the usefullness of the channel.  To add to the proof of "hall of shame" intelligence he returned later with another question - and did it again.

OUR SECOND INDUCTEE - POLIOGRRL.... "this person" arrived with - "Poliogrrl: http://www.notsosoft.org/loraloo/ ( * a site that has disappeared * ) I need to know a new colour scheme for my page, and what would keep you coming back to that site, what should i add and such please help me out this isn't an advertisement"
When people visit and start questioning some functional problems - "this person" responds with - "Poliogrrl: Hotair: i just asked your to help me with a new colour scheme, or some more things to put on the site, not to evaluate why i choose to do things" - got called on her additude and made the "hall of shame" by giving us a string of profane name calling and asking to be kicked - a request which was granted.

OUR FIRST INDUCTEE - DUDDLEY.... a fine example of the kind of stupid that meets the strict requirements of the "Hall of Shame".

"This person" arrives - asks a fairly basic question about tables - blaming netscape for his problem.  As is usual people attempt to answer "this person" - "this person" continues to ask and moans, a bit about nobody helping "him"
Finally on leaving "this person" ( who incidently had an 844 second ping reply ) leaves with a long string of profanity - command of this extraordinary ability to insult volunteer helpers makes induction of "this person" an easy one, the fluency with swear words gave bonus points.