1. You can't hide your source code.
2. No-right click scripts don't work.
3. IE3 won't do image mouseovers - Netscape 4 doesn't do hover
4. You can't get the visitor's email address automatically.
5. You can't run an application without the 'Save As ..' dialog.
6. There's no <marquee> tag for Netscape4 - Netscape7/Mozilla yes.
7. There's no <blink> tag for Internet Explorer.
8. Use .htaccess and .htpasswd to password-protect your pages.
9. Web site awards are crap.
10. Java does not = JavaScript.
11. File-uploading needs a server-side solution.
12. "Can I ask a Question" then waiting will not work - ask it
13. "Awesome web sites" aren't.
14."Fast food" is neither.
15. Amazon.com has lots of good books.
16. "Sorry, this may have been asked before but I'm a newbie" is no excuse for not reading faq's.
17. No, we won't private message you the answer.
18. No, you can't stop people downloading your graphics.
19. No, we won't tell you how much money we make.'
20. Because we like to be silly here at times.
21. If you want anally-retentive HTML chat, go elsewere
22. The lowest common denominator for resolution on a PC is 80x24 - Lynx.
23. View -> View Source.
24. Don't muck with your visitor's back button, window size, toolbar, statusbar, URL-line, etc.
25. And we don't need no stinkin' Professional Web Designer - CHEAP!
26. We cannot review web sites with invisible URLs, even though you may think of us as gods.
27. http://www.microsoft.com/ - view the source code.
28. It's because you've got MS Word (or other application) set up as a helper application for files that end in '.doc'.
29. No you can't change the color of our tool bars, screen savers, desktop themes, or anything else. • With IE5.5+ only, you can change the color of scroll bars.
30. Start > Setting > Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs > Microsoft FrontPage > Add/Remove > Yes
31. Use an appropriate CGI form upload script. You could do it with JavaScript ASP, but why re-invent the wheel?
32. <a href="FileToDownload.EXE">Download</a>
33. Background music isn't.
34. <a href="#" style="text-decoration:none">No Underline</a>
35. Specifying a subject in a mailto link does not work reliably and results in lost mail
36. <META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="5;url=anotherpage.html">
where 5 is the time in seconds before the redirect
37. If you gotta ask, you ain't gotta know. Why? You don't have anything worth copying.
38. Which ever suits you best
39. Because alec_eso has determined you're of lower than average intelligence

 If you have been referred to this section it's because of one of the following:

1. What you want is impossible
2. What you want is just plain unethical and or illegal
3. What you want annoys me - so I don't assist with spreading it
4. You have annoyed me, and are therefore unworthy

Put whatever reason you choose on it but your request for  < insert whatever here >  has about as much chance as this of happening with my assistance.